Thursday, May 20, 2010

fat.

I never understood what it was like to feel overweight... until now. I thought I would never gain weight. Ever. Then somewhere in the last few months, I began to feel my stomach jiggle while driving down University Ave. I am very surprised by my little pooch. (That's what she said) People who haven't seen me in awhile probably are surprised as well since I have only gained weight on my stomach it seems. And I can't help but wonder what these people think of me now that Cory and I have moved to a 2 bedroom apartment... I am just so thankful for my thoughtful husband who bought me all 3 Kim Kardashian workout DVDs for Mother's Day. I love him. I love Kim. Tony Horton, not so much. Now this way while Cory is doing his kenpo, I can be doing my Kim PO.   


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Celeste,

This made me laugh so hard. Not that you're fat. Just that your stomach jiggles on University Avenue. Oh my gosh, I'm still laughing. Let's go running when I get home. Or we can go to lunch. A healthy lunch. Or not. Your call. I miss you!

Celeste Simons said...

Oh Maddison, I can't wait for you to come home! I miss you too. My life just isn't the same without you. And when you get home, you can watch my stomach jiggle. No but seriously we should run. You can come over and do Kim po with me if you want. That would be super fun!